It was coffin. How do vampires make cookies? In bat-ches. Why did the vampire quit his job? He just couldn't sink his teeth ...

In June last year, 76-year-old Bella Montoya in Ecuador was declared dead following a suspected stroke, placed in a coffin and taken to a funeral parlour for a vigil ahead of her burial.

Articles and books on these vampire ... of treating a dead body. Piercing various body parts with sharp objects; including candles, coins, alcohol, and other objects in the coffin; rubbing garlic ...

Solitude coffins and vampire coffins" with "coffins so comfy you'll wish you were dead!" Not gonna lie, I'd have a pretty happy eternal slumber in any of these body-boxes. They're sleek ...