Welcome to your wellness session. I’d like to share with you some facts about your Outie: They love Severance memes and are obsessed with watching them as they scroll on TikTok aimlessly.

There’s something about Tuesdays that just doesn’t sit right. Monday at least has the excuse of being the universally accepted villain of the week, and by Wednesday, we’re halfway to freedom.

Work is just a never-ending game of “how little can I do while still getting paid?” If you’re barely holding it together ...