The Met Office has issued a ‘danger to wheelie bin’ warning as Storm Eowyn makes landfall in the UK. Wheelie bins across the country are at risk of being toppled and unsecured garden furniture is also ...

The WRU had opened up the job to some lads down the pub but most responded with variations of the words 'wouldn't', ‘touch’, and ‘bargepole’ ...

Officials at the Welsh Government have warned that anyone not pronouncing the word saucepan as ‘sospan’ will be immediately given a leaflet, politely asking them to leave the country. A spokesman for ...

Government officials have also ordered that Wales take the Kennett and Avon Canal by force. Following a boisterous meeting in Cardiff Bay, a government official told WalesOnCraic: “We’re taking a leaf ...

Newly-installed US President Donald Trump has announced that he wants to build a casino in the south Wales village of Bedlinog. The new casino will replace the now-defunct Betty’s Bingo that currently ...

A woman from Aberdare has filed for divorce after her husband ignored repeated warnings not to open a new loaf of bread until they’d finished the old one. Tina Grumble had repeatedly told husband Tim ...

A dickhead neighbour has set his alarm for 6 am on Sunday mornings so he can use his power tools to wake everyone up. Reggie Scrote says that he likes to wake everyone up on Sunday mornings because it ...